Tanya & Hua Loo Loo in Switzerland

當女人說下列用語時   我們真正的含意其實 是 ......

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes

to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wasting her

time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the

meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make

to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how

and when you will

pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're

welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this

is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing

it herself. This will later

result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if

they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know

it's true.